::Funny of the Week::
I'd like to thank my girl Ashley for sending me this joke. I fell over the first time I read it. I hope guys can get a good laugh out of this one.
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Ernie says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Walmart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor."
So Ernie deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Walmart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Ernie began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a urine sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.
Ernie hurried back to Walmart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with antifungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
Well folks that about all I have for now. I hope you got a little kick out of that. My other blog is in the works, so again I'm putting out a request that you guys get bold enough to share some of your original writings. You can submit it under a pseudonym if you want. I just ask that it is 100% ORIGINAL. I don't want it if it wasn't written by the person making a submission. All right, I hope to hear from some more of you guys soon. Take it easy!
Random Blurb: I wonder how depressing the world would be without laughter?
posted by Rochelle @ 10:12:00 PM
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