::Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls::
So, I've been doing a lot of thinking. Thinking about my current situation, which I really have no control over. So basically I've come to the conclusion that shit really sucks right now. I've been trying to make do with my available resources and what not...damn I hate how hard it is. Not that it's making me not want to follow through with my current plans or anything. I just feel all kinds of frustrated and angy. If people weren't so damned selfish and actually thought about how their actions affect others then the world would be in much better shape. So yeah, fuck a monkey. But I do actually have a funny story I want to share with you guys. Keep in mind names have been changed to protect the crazy.
Imagine sitting around at your friends house and you're watching Eddie Murphy in Holy Man. You hear your two friends, who also happen to be brothers fighting in room that's behind you. So check it out, the tv is in the kitchen/dininng area and they have a doorway into the living room/computer area. It's one of those doors that really just acts as a divider so if you had guests in that room and your kitchen was messy you could close the door and everything would be all good. So that door was open and I could hear them bickering, they kinda do that a lot. Then I wasn't sure what happened, because I usally try not to get involved, but James, who's younger chased his older bro Vincent into his room. I was all "Whoa, that's new".
James is a really soft-spoken guy and he's extremely patient, it's almost saintly, BUT he was really pissed. So I heard things come from his mouth that I never thought I'd hear. He said, and I quote, "Why are you hiding in your room? Quit being a PUSSY!" After hearing that James walked away and I guess he was trying to do whatever it was he was doing earlier.
So a commercial comes on and I had been drinking mad soda and needed a bathroom break. On my way to the bathroom I passed Vincent's room and saw James putting one of their huge ass ceramic dogs in front of Vincent's door. I didn't say anything, just went on about my business. But all I could think was "What in the fucking world is going on?" I come out of the bathroom, and at the same time I open the door, Vincent opens the door to his room. He looked at me and I gave him the, "Don't ask, I have no clue" look.
Vincent started walking back to the the computer room and I followed. Vince walked right up to James and said, "Ooooh were you trying to scare me?" James gave Vince a glare and said, "Damn right, Bitch." Then they started mad dogging each other for like 10 seconds and then straight up bust up laughing. So not knowing what completely went down, I just shrugged my shoulders and started watching Holy Man again. I didn't ask, didn't say anything, just let it be. They're too crazy. Don't need that drama.
Random Blurb: Crazy runs in the family tree...that would explain me and my mom. Muahahaha
posted by Rochelle @ 4:06:00 PM
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