::Mission Accomplished...Kinda::
I got my tan. Woot! I didn't even like tan, tan. You know the kind, where you're all laid out like a piece of meat. Trying to get your ass grilled by the sun. I did a whole lot of boogie boarding. I was all happy that I got to go to the beach for both of my days off. I still don't think I'm dark enough. But yeah let me tell you guys about my weekend. On Wednesday I ended up going to La Jolla to get my boogie on. Jeezus I tell you my self esteem was soooo low when I first got there. All them beach bodies made me feel bad. My confidence level was at a whopping -27 on a 1 to 10 scale. I was the short and chubby chick with thighs that touched. But whatever! I had fun dammit. I got to catch waves, kind of. I left in time to beat the little sprinkling from the clouds and I got me a quesomush. That's some great stuff. It's a chicken or carne asada quesadilla with mushrooms. To all the peeps at Santana's you guys are awesome! I love that taco shop. On Thursday I ended up going to Mission Beach. Did the boogie board thing again. Wrestled some seaweed. Got a couple of gnarly rashes from the board I used and from some seaweed. I wiped out hard and almost drowned myself because I was fighting with the seaweed I got tangled in. Came up gasping for air then repeated the process. I'm weird, I thought it was kinda funny how I almost drowned like 2 times yesterday because of seaweed. I tell you seaweed is my new arch nemesis. YA BASTARD! YOU MAY HAVE WON THIS ROUND BUT I ALWAYS WIN WHEN YOU'RE ON MY CALIFORNIA ROLLS! Man! Evil shit. But yeah, now I'm toasty compared to how I was before but I know that this will last about what? 2 days? I hate how I tan easy and lose it just as fast. So yeah, I'm going to try to find excuses to go outside to maintain my color. I want to be burnt crispy. I'm supposed to be a dark mofo! Fer crying outloud, I'm an islander. My mom told me that I'm lighter than my cousins because we have some Chinese blood. I'm like I don't give a what!?! I'm mostly Filipino. We're like about 1/16 Chinese. I'd kill for skin color reminiscent of a toasty, golden brown, honey glazed, macademia nut. That's some good stuff! Well I'm just covering for Secure Alert. Lynda should be back soon. I'll share more of my mania with you guys later. Adios!
Random Blurb: Mmmmm...another quesomush would be most lover-ly right now!
posted by Rochelle @ 8:38:00 PM
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