::Roch Says::

::The Notorious J.A.N.I.C.E.::

Janice, she's a legend where I work. She's what I like to call, "One clown short of a circus". This lady, she's been calling for dispatch for years, and everyone knows who she is. She's one of those people who you really wouldn't want to meet in real life because you don't want to deal with the reality that is her. I mean she bugs us all out just by leaving a message. I was fortunate today. I didn't take her message, but Josh, that poor kid. He got hit with one of her bad messages. But, for our entertainment pleasure, he was kind enough to copy the message so that I can share with all of you the horrific ordeal that me and my co-workers must listen to, and type. And away we go...

SWEET DREAMS MY HANDSOME, HOT, SEXY, SENSUAL, EROTIC, FANTASTIC LOVER. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE MY MASSIVE, HUGE, DELICIOUS, PHENOMENAL LOVER, DEEPLY, PASSIONATELY, WILDLY, ENORMOUSLY WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL FOR ALL ETERNITY. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WANTING TO BE WITH ME THIS EVENING. I'M DEFINITELY IN ECSTASY ALL BECAUSE OF YOU. YOU DEFINITELY OUT DID YOURSELF. YOU ARE ASTOUNDING, TRULY PHENOMENAL. SWEETIE YOU MAKE ALL MY DREAMS AND FANTASIES A REALITY. I'M THE LUCKIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD BECAUSE OF YOU. SLEEP WELL SEXY. HAVE BEAUTIFUL DREAMS. I LOVE YOU DEEPLY, FOREVER. KISSES. -JANICE.

Yup, that's Janice. She's just on the top of everyone's worst person to take a message from list. They're always so long and redundant. This is just on of the many potential horrors I have to deal with on a day to day basis. SAVE ME!!! Just and hour and a half of work left...I have to hang in there.

Random Blurb: "Forver and for all eternity, I'll love my truly phenomenal man..." GAG ME WITH A FUCKING SPOON!

posted by Rochelle @ 9:39:00 PM