::Who do you Think you Are?::
Let me start out with, I hate people who are obnoxious, loud, and lack courtesy. I dealt with people like that all last night. I mean after working 8 hours, until 11 at night I was looking to have some good conversation w/one of my best buds, Brenna. I mean where else can we sit down and talk besides our houses at midnight? So we usually opt for Denny's at that time of the night. So after trying the first Denny's on Harbor Drive, which just turned out horribly, we ended up at one of the Denny's closer to us. Things were cool until the table behind us started acting straight up retarded. Lucky for Brenna she had her back to them, I had to try and spend my time not giving them the evil eye because they sucked as people. So let's run down the crap they tried to pull in a Denny's:
They were trying to sing some bitchy, whiny, cry me a fucking river type song. (Hey, I know I can't sing very well, but have you heard of harmonizing?)
They started talking big talk about b-boying, talking shit about some major crews and individual b-boys. (Look newjacks, you haven't held it down for years so show some fucking respect for peeps who have foundation!)
The lone chick in the group started taking all these pictures, flashing the damn camera everywhere. (Listen, BITCH, I worked for 8 hours staring at a computer screen. I definitely don't need you flashing that shit about like you guys are at the prom.)
Don't try to pull b-boy moves in a Denny's at about 1 in the morning, who the fuck are you trying to impress? (Last I checked if you wanted to talk shit about other b-boys you better be able to at least pull off that fucking air baby and then back that shit up with some air flares and dope ass top rocks)
Lastly, they were nearing the end of their little venture at Denny's and they celebrated by starting to sit EVERYWHERE there were empty seats. (Oh, so now you fucking own the Denny's?)
Yeah, I'm bitching about people. You know what though I can't stand people who act ignorant and self involved. Quit trying to be an attention whore and definitely do not try to talk about Hip Hop around me if you do not know what's what. I've been living in this culture way too long to listen to some newjacks talk shit about things they don't have a right to talk about. You have not put down the years of work, you have not competed in any of the big b-boy battles, you have not invented any new moves, and you definitely should not bitch about how crews talk shit about each other. You doing that, proves to me that you don't understand how to b-boy. Taunting and playing mind games is 60% of what b-boying is. The other 40% is backing it up with your moves. Learn it and maybe you'll get some respect from the cats who've been doing this damn thing for years. I swear they were lucky that I didn't school them on anything, because then they'd try to use what I said in another conversation where they're trying to be loud and act like they know something.
Please people, just be cool. There's really no need to act like you have to prove anything. Don't waste your breath with talk. Prove your shit when it counts the most. I mean seriously, who the fuck are you trying to impress at a fucking Denny's? The waitress? Each other? The table? No one cares about your shit, so don't try to project your damn conversation through the whole restaurant.
Random Blurb: I know this is a major cliche, but it just works with last nights scenario. "You can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?"


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