Friday, September 05, 2003

::In Yo' What?!?::


OK, I love cream puffs. They're nothing but bad for you, but I like them A LOT! So, let me side track right quick. Me and my closest people had been throwing around this phrase because it was disrespectful but hilarious. So around that time we would look for an excuse to say, "In Yo' Mouuuuth". So check this scenario of how we'd use the phrase:


Person 1: Hey, do you like Almonds?
Person 2: Yeah, Almonds are good.
Person 1: Yeah, I knew you like them nuts...IN YO' MOUUUUTH!


So, I'm sure some of you think that we're just stupid, but like I care? We thought it was hilarious. So yeah, let me get back to the cream puff thing. I was hanging out with about three of my closest people. On the kitchen table someone had busted out some cream puffs that my parents had bought from Costco. So we were all just munching away like ain't nobody's business. I was standing next to the table when one of my homeboys picked up a cream puff and took a bite. He was holding the cream puff in a way that when he bit it, it kinda squirted onto the side of his mouth. Unfortunately, I was the only one who saw it, I wish the other peeps had seen it, because it was just hilarious. I just started busting up because the "IN YO' MOUUUUUTH" phrase had popped right into my head. I was just laughing for like 2 minutes straight. Once I was able to gain some composure, I straight up hollered, "IN YO' MOUUUUUUUUTH!!!!" Then of course I busted back into laughter and my homeboy was all liike, "Shhhhh! Don't tell anyone. That's embarassing." So of course the other 2 people who were hanging out were all like what's so funny, and me being a jerk, I told them. And then the jokes began. Like stuff about getting cumed on. Liking the taste of cream. The list goes on. So, a word from the wise (or weird), be careful with how you eat your cream puffs! That's all for now kids. Peace OUT!


Random Blurb: Dood, that story will so get you "IN YO' MOUUUUUTH!!!" Muahahaha.