::Awww Nuts!::
A little old woman walks into a bank with a bag of cash and she demands to see the bank's president. She wants the president himself to assist her in opening a savings account. After failed attempts by the other bank employees to persuade the woman to take the help they were offering, the bank's secretary finally goes to the president and explains the situation. Out of sheer curiousity the president agrees to meet with the woman and find out what's going on.
As soon as the woman walks into the president's office she states, "I would like for you to open a savings account for me. I have in my bag $65,000 in cash." Of course, the president's curiousity takes flight again and he replies, "I would be more than happy to assist you in that ma'am. I just hope you don't mind me asking how you came about that large sum of money?" The old woman appeared to debate on whether or not to answer his question, after a brief period of silence she said only one word, "Bets." The president was taken aback, he wasn't sure if he heard right. So he asks, "I'm sorry. I'm not quite following you. What do you mean by bets?" The old woman continued, "I make bets with people. For instance, I bet you $25,000 that your nuts are square." The president's immediate reaction was to chuckle, thinking that this was all a joke. But by looking at the woman's face, he saw that she was quite serious. "Do you mean that you're betting me right now? There's no way for my nuts to be square!" exclaimed the president. The old woman look him dead in the eye and said, "I understand if you're scared. That is a LOT of money." So now the president of the bank's ego was being tested. He couldn't believe how confident this woman was, and how easy it would be for him to make that much money. "I agree to your bet then," he responded. The little old woman looked quite satisfied with his answer. She said, "Fine, I will be back in exactly 1 week with my lawyer. I'm sure you can understand why." The bank's president complied, and the appointment was set.
As the week passed, the president of the bank started getting a little anxious. He was slowly getting unnerved by how confident the woman was. He'd check the shape of his nuts every time he went to the bathroom, while in the shower, and before going to bed to make sure they were NOT square. He just could not understand how this woman could make a bet that was so outlandish, yet remain so composed.
At last, the day of the appointment arrived. Right before the woman was due to come in, the president did one last nut check to reassure himself. Feeling satisfied, he went into his office and shortly after the woman was shown in, with her lawyer. The woman turned to her lawyer and said, "This is the gentlemen that I made a bet with." Her lawyer only responded with a quick nod back to her and to the bank's president. The woman then turned to the president and said, "I hope that you don't mind removing your pants? I'd like to proceed and get this over with." Without any complaints, the president removed his pants, and the old woman started to feel his nuts. As soon as the woman touched the president, a repetitive thudding sound echoed through the room. The president looked up and the lawyer was banging his head against the wall! Of course this caused some confusion, and the president asked the woman, "What's wrong with him?" The woman looked up at the president of the bank and said,
Random Blurb: I know that was kind of long. Sorry! Thanks to Angelina for sending that joke to me. I hope you all enjoyed!
posted by Rochelle @ 11:36:00 AM
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