::Luscious Flavors::
So, I work until 11:30 at night. Fortunately, my brother and I work at the same place so we carpool, even though his shift is half an hour earlier than mine. After work one night, we decided to stop by a Ralph's supermarket because we needed some food that we could bring for our lunches and what not. We got some soda, some frozen food, and whatever. So mind you, this is about 12:20 ish in the morning and there was only 1 cash register open. We fall in line, in front of me and my brother is a middle aged couple, and in front of them is a middle aged woman. I noticed that the woman seemed to be trying very hard to not laugh. She kept turning away from the couple so that she could try to stifle her giggles. Of course, I'm like what the hell is going on? I looked at the couple, and they were all immersed in celebrity gossip from an "US Weekly". I was still like what the fuck? I tried to dismiss it because I couldn't understand what was going on, but all my questions were answered when I started to place the items me and my bro wanted to purchase on the conveyor belt.
The couple must have had a fun night planned. They were in the market for some KY gelly and Luscious FLAVORED condoms. So of course, I'm attempting to hold in my laughter, and I silently point out to my brother what they were trying to purchase. He on the other hand, was trying to not look disgusted. It's not the fact that they were purchasing the items, it's the fact that they looked like the last people on earth to have sex. If you've ever watched, "The Wonder Years", and you remember when Paul had an equally geeky girlfriend then you can get a pretty good idea of what this couple looked like. They were just the Filipino version of them. It was definitely something that you don't see everyday.
So as we were leaving Ralph's, my brother graced me with some words of wisdom. They are as follows: "At least that's a pair of undercover freaks who know how to practice safe sex, disgusting as the thought may be. I swear that chick looks like she'd have a straight up FRO FROM BELOW!"
Well kids, that's my post for today. I hope you enjoyed. Always remember to practice safe sex! No matter who you are, I'm sure you can find love. Because, as Brenna has said, "Aww how cute an undercover freak found another undercover freak". So go find your own freak! BYE!!!
Random Blurb: The freaks really do come out at night. Mwahaha!
posted by Rochelle @ 5:35:00 PM
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