::On my Way to Work Yesterday::
I was on my way to work, driving down Division. There was an old skool, burgundy, Camry in front of me. On top of the Camry's roof was a purse, and it fell off. Me, Erick (my older bro), and Mike (my best guy friend) were all like, "oh shit!" We honked at the people in the car, but they drove away. I stopped my truck and Mike ran out to pick up the purse. We tried to follow the car, but they were long gone. We had to get to work, so we were on our way. While I was heading north on the 805, Mike and my bro were discussing the contents of the bag. From what I know there was $325 in cash, Veteran's checks, make up, wallet, blah de blah. This poor elderly woman forgot about her purse being on top of the car. I feel bad for her, she must be tripping out hardcore. Sorry lady, I have yet to take your stuff to the police. I'll do it tomorrow before work. Seriously, all your stuff will be in the bag, no worries. Like Erick said, "It's better that we picked it up instead of some unscrupulous people. You know, like tweakers". I swear if this doesn't put me on the "nice" list with Santa, then nothing will.
Well, thanks to all the peeps who hung out on Friday. It was fun. But seriously, I'm not repressed. Yeah, I made jokes about sexuality, and there was a whole lot of innuendo thrown around. Why the hell did I say those things? Just to get reactions. I've never been one to fight my natural desires, so psshz. I was just looking to push boundaries. I thought some of you would've learned that about me by now. I can be outrageous when I want to be, Friday was just a prime example. Expect that again! I find so much humor in it all. So yeah, here's a word for you guys. "PENETRATE" And next time you go to Denny's and the waiter asks if he can bring you anything else, ask him to bring you "melons" and commence with the laughter. It wasn't necessarily good, clean, fun. Hell, it sure was fun though.
Random Blurb: I have a new word to throw around with everyone, "Lubrication". Good times.
posted by Rochelle @ 4:00:00 PM
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